Back again!!!

Feel like a virgin coming back to blogging after almost two months. . Only if you could go back to being a virgin in real life every two months. Can't help but remember Madonna's song, like a virgin, touched for a very first time.

Now it feels normal. Back to random ramblings.

man vs woman

If a man finds that his partner is cheating and discovers that she is cheating with another woman, he gets delighted!! menage a trois, here I come!!!!!!

If a woman finds the same she gets hurt and offended.

Strange!!!

Conspiracy theories

How can I stay away from writing mine. How many such opportunities does one get in a lifetime.

So here goes mine:

1. What if Osama was long dead. US just decides to carry out this operation, kill some random Afghani and then proclaim that he was killed by US.
2. What if Osama died a natural death. Pakistan must have given him shelter so knew when he died. They then contacted US to tell them that they can pay some money in aids and claim Osama's killing. He any way carried a $50 million prize money. For Obama it was a god send opportunity to improve his rating and chances for another shot at presidency.
3. What if he really was killed by US. India can carry out a similar operation for Mr. Ibrahim.
What do you think really happened? What if he never died and just left the building :-)

Life ~ Condom

Life is like a condom. If you don't use it expires. If you misuse, it can cause complications.

Bilateral Talks

Contributed by Anish Shah

Thought

Is love without sex better than sex without love?

Use of tongue

There is a reason why tongue doesn't have any bones in it. So that you don't pick up a bone with anyone using harsh words. Tongue is flexible as it is all muscle and imparts a valuable lesson to be flexible while communicating. Tongue is pink in color and loses its color when ill, shows that your talk should always result a pink blush on other person.
Tongue stays inside the mouth teaching that all negative and hurtful words should stay inside and not be spoken aloud.
So many things to learn from the tongue.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

Egypt

Do you think Egypt will go from one fundamentalist ruler to another, under the guise of democracy and secularism? What will be the point of so many lives lost if true democracy does not come to the state? Guess these questions are quite rhetorical considering the long bloody history the country has and so is the adage - history repeats itself.

New Year Resolutions

1. Try to stay happy
2. Stay away from complications
3. Take less stress and if required to take then take only the right stress for right priorities
4. React less and get less angry
5. Focus on kids
6. Learn something new - maybe swimming or guitar
7. Start gymming or walking
8. Read more and watch less TV
9. Connect with family and friends
10. Stay happy

The shortest day of your life is not during winter solstice..but is the day when you died....

Long work week

We are not the only ones who hate a long work week. Even the calendar after Monday and Tuesday says "W Th F" (WTF!)

OBAMA Visit

Obama acknowledges US dominance is on the decline and also admits that India is a crucial factor in overall world growth. He also pleaded the Indian businesses to create jobs and successfully managed to sign for creating 700,000 jobs in the US. Rewind to 1990s-2000 era when Indian businessmen used to do the same and negotiated with US companies to create jobs in India. Life has come a full circle and this trend of India creating jobs overseas will only increase. I hope Indians will now realize that they are not just a cost arbitrage market but provide immense value to other countries. Hope this will also increase and improve confidence of Indians in their own capabilities, skills and expertise.
Did any one ever think in 2000 that India will help create jobs in US. Now that is the power of the Indian market and Indians overall.

Vote for him, please

Also request you to spread the message and the link.

http://www.ndtv.com/article/catch%20of%20the%20day/catch-he-brings-hot-meals-to-india-s-homeless-61029

Common Wealth Minister

Mr Suresh Kalmadi has truly taken the definition of CWG and worked towards making the first two words come true for self. He decided the words common wealth are literal in nature and the money provided by the tax payers through the government are his to use. Well, it is common wealth.

However, he is still poor and CW has not given him any up-liftment by helping him to cross the poverty line. So he has decided to bid for hosting Olympics in 2015 so that he can further prosper. What an enterprising young man, embodying India's entrepreneurial spirit. Hats off Mr Minister.

Hope IIMs, Harvard and Insead are looking and will incorporate him as a case study for their entrepreneurial workshops.

A boy can wreck a house but a girl can wreck a mind.

Social service tip

Drink all the alcohol in the world so that others don't drink and get addicted.

Wisdom Pearls

1. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it is more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but neither does milk