Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Cell (jail) to Chair (govt)

Will truth set you free? In Raju's case, I don't think so. Truth might get him a cell room in a high security prison. But the big question is - Why would he confess now?

I have a theory. I guess Raju was tired of running the company and decided that he was made for bigger things. So he confessed to the fraud, might probably get a jail term of 5-10 years, do half or less than that, come out and then run for government. Maybe he felt that he was meant to become the chief minister of Andhra Pradesh and what better and easier way to get there than doing a jail stint (history and current parties are ample proofs).

US:- Mere paas Madoff hain.
India:- Mere paas Raju hain.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Corporate Terrorism

Ramalinga Raju admitted to a corporate fraud at Satyam and confessed to cooking up balance sheet and income statements to show inflated revenues, imaginary expenses and non existent cash reserves. First Sub-Prime, then Madoff and now Satyam. Where is the much spoken corporate governance? What are the regulatory bodies like SEBI & SEC, independent board of directors and external auditors doing?

Satyam lost more than 60% of its stock value on one trading session after the news broke. A lot of people including common man would have lost a lot of money, in some cases maybe their life savings. With the erosion would have gone the dreams of a good retirement, marriage of daughters, sons education, buying that house, taking a vacation and so much more. The erosion is not because of market forces or a bad economy but because of greed of one man hand in glove with few others who thought resorting to any means justifies the end. The end being making more money for self. Raju's stake in the company came down from 25% in 2004 to a mere 3% in 2008. So he was steadily selling his stake and amassing cash knowing fully well about the screwed up balance sheet and the fear that the fraud might come out and he might lose money in stock erosion. He converted his paper money into real money and left others hanging dry.

This is one form of terrorism. "Corporate terrorism" where promoters, insiders, directors make a mockery of rules, bend them to satiate their greed and in teh bargain massacre dreams of many innocent civilians who believe in these leaders and entrust them with their life savings. This should be treated at par with murder, rape and terrorism and the punishment should be equally stringent. Otherwise, there will always be a Raju or a Madoff ready to make money at some innocent person's expense.

No 'Truth' in 'Satyam' anymore!! Satyam is not Sundaram.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Song of the decade!!!

There are a lot of great songs out there. From emotional to romantic to cheerful to funny to sad to downright sappy. Never thought will feature a song here as there are so many to choose. But then came "emotional atyachar" and all rules had to be re-written. The song is brilliant in lyrics and its portrayal. The tacky video with Elvis look alike singing this song with a mix of Hindi and English makes it amusing yet at the same time the depth of the lyrics makes u think. Words fail to give justice to this song. Just read and feel!!!!

Ek do teen char heeeyyy
Yeh dil pighla ke saaz bana loon,
Dhadkan ko awaaz bana loon,
Smoking Smoking nikle re dhuaan.
Seene,
mein jalti hai
armanon ki arthi,
Arrey what to tell you darling kya hua.
Arrey sapne dekhe jannat ke,
par mitti mein mil jayen,
phooken re ghar baar ki duniya
ko bole good-bye

Chad jaye
hai Allah,
jisko bhi yeh bukhaaaaaarrrrr

Tauba Tera Jalwa, Tauba tera pyar,
Tera emosanal atyachaar!

The song is from the movie Dev D which will release on Jan 9, 2009.

Friday, January 2, 2009

New Year Resolutions

Hobbes: Are you making any resolutions for the new year?
Calvin: Resolutions? ME?? Just what are you implying? That I need to change?? Well, Buddy, as far as I'm concerned, I'm perfect the way I am! For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well, tough beans! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is how I am - take it or leave it! By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Happy Holidays

2008
  1. Year of Sub-Prime
  2. Year of beginning of the end of Investment Banks
  3. Year of financial sector meltdown
  4. Year of realty sector meltdown
  5. Year of Mumbai attacks
  6. Year of professional insecurities
  7. Year of blogging
  8. Year of surviving all of these
2009
  1. Year of new beginning
  2. Year of impact of the bailout
  3. Year of new government in US and India
  4. Year of scaling newer heights professionally
  5. Year of hope and success
  6. Year of new challenges
  7. Year of more blogging
  8. Year of growing through all of these
  9. Year of MORE!!!
Looking forward to it.

Happy holidays!! Wish you Merry Xmas and a fantastic 2009.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Aspire

Aim for the sky, you will at least hit the ceiling.