Performance Appraisals

It is that time of the year. Season of year end performance appraisals. I came across a few gems which really drive the point home.

• I work for money. If you want loyalty, get a dog.
• As long as my boss keeps pretending that I am earning a lot, I go on pretending that I work a lot.

Will add more as and when I come across. Feel free to use these in your discussions.