Thursday, September 30, 2010

Common Wealth Minister

Mr Suresh Kalmadi has truly taken the definition of CWG and worked towards making the first two words come true for self. He decided the words common wealth are literal in nature and the money provided by the tax payers through the government are his to use. Well, it is common wealth.

However, he is still poor and CW has not given him any up-liftment by helping him to cross the poverty line. So he has decided to bid for hosting Olympics in 2015 so that he can further prosper. What an enterprising young man, embodying India's entrepreneurial spirit. Hats off Mr Minister.

Hope IIMs, Harvard and Insead are looking and will incorporate him as a case study for their entrepreneurial workshops.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

A boy can wreck a house but a girl can wreck a mind.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Social service tip

Drink all the alcohol in the world so that others don't drink and get addicted.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Wisdom Pearls

  1. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it is more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
  2. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but neither does milk