How to appeal to a techie's fashion sense

I can see a lot of techies queuing up to buy this as a new year or valentine gift.

Photo courtesy: sizzledcore

Can imagine the greeting card to say something like this:

• Baby, "I'm feeling lucky"
• You are my "key" word
• You are the "one" in this google (one followed by 100 zeroes) of humanity
• Can you "debug" me
• You are the "1" to my "0"
• My "search" finally ends
• Can I be the only "Ad" in your life
• You bring "chrome" (shine) in my life

I can go on......