It's a dog's life

I came across a website, link below, which sells doggie clothes. That is common you'd say. But this company is not just selling clothes, but also bikinis. Yeah, you read it right, the company is selling bikinis for dogs.
http://www.dogclothes-apparel.com/sites/Sportswear/Bikini.html

How do they make bikinis for dogs. What do you ask when you go to buy? Can I get a size 36B or is it BB. What do you do for reference? In a lingerie store you can look at some woman (like men need an excuse), point and say that size is what I am looking for. Hell, you can look at the salesgirl and say that. But how do you do that for dogs.

This is not the all important serious life changing stuff this post is all about. This is about the expression "It's a dog's life".
The expression means the person's life is miserable. It sucks. For trivia buffs, this expression was first recorded in 16th century.

Let's look at a dog's life:

• They can pee/poop where ever they want and not worry about cleaning.
• They don't have to worry about whether the toilet seat is up or down.
• They can lick their wounds and move on.
• They are carried by women in arms and are in constant contact with their boobs (if you need a substitute - woof woof).
• They get to lick women all the time and not get screamed at or asked to use listerine.
• Women never fake headaches with dogs.
• They get to do the doggy style..always....

I think it's time that we redefine the meaning of "It's a dog's life". It should no longer be used by people whose life suck. It should denote happiness and imply that life rocks.