Thursday, September 25, 2008

National anthem

UNESCO (United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization for all you bozos) announced Indian National Anthem as the BEST national anthem in the world. Well, atleast this is a rumor doing the rounds of internet. I checked UNESCO's website to confirm but did not find any news relating to this.

Well, back to our national anthem. For all you ignoramuses out there,
  1. The anthem was composed by Rabindranath Tagore and NOT A.R. Rahman.
  2. "Chak De India" is NOT our national anthem. If you said yes to this, it's time for you to join your child's class or better yet, go watch a movie in Fame to get educated. Reach before the show starts so that you don't miss the anthem. Please do not come back thinking A.R Rahman is great to have composed such a song. Read point number 1.
  3. The anthem suggests that if people of India come together they can carve a glorious destiny and future for the nation.
  4. This does not glorify Britishers contrary to some of the conspiracy theories, again floating on the Internet.

I don't need UNESCO's validation. I believe my national anthem is the greatest in the world. I love it, respect it and get goose pimples every time I hear it. All other Indians who are too lazy to show respect to our national anthem, eat MUD.

JAI HIND!!!!

1 comment:

Gypsy Girl said...

hey! I would have love to be there to see your face when the idiot told u that that A R Rehman composed the national anthem. Grin!